Friday, December 21, 2007

Happy Birthday Santa!

Just a quick reminder that there's only 370 shopping days until next Christmas! So get out there and splurge, you crazy consumers, you!

Me, I'm going to drink my way through the winter solstice in the hopes that the Earth's axis will, once again, tilt back toward the sun. Grumble, grumble. Stupid Casket of Ancient Winters.

For everyone else, make sure you stuff plenty of old fruit and straw in your shoes so pappa Odin will leave you something good this year.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Too Soon?

What did I do today? Apparently, my offhand, wise-ass comment about a certain wrapped-in-plastic murder victim having been killed by her dad spoiled the show for someone.

I guess a seventeen year old show is too soon to talk about.

In other news: It's a sled. He's Luke's father. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Jack is Tyler Durden. Oh, and Ozymandias is the villain.

Maybe I should've waited on that last one.