Thursday, March 22, 2007

World War Hellcow

Because you demanded it! The All-New, All-Different Sinister Six:

Dr. Bong, teleporting evil geneticist!

Hellcow, the terrifying undead cow of Dracula!

The Space Turnip, deadly symbiote with the power to kill with it's mind!

Pro-Rata, accountant of the mystic arts!

Salty Kong, The Ape Shaker! Simian engine of saline destruction!

Le Beaver, Parti Québécois member powered by his robotic beaver-themed exoskeleton!

Marvel's summer '08 blockbuster crossover starts here! A new incarnation of the Sinister Six has been brought together for a single purpose: final victory in the war between hero and villain! No more to be laughed at or mocked, Dr. Bong has revamped for the 21st century and amped up the power level on a threat to make Zemo's Master's of Evil working over Jarvis look like jaywalking. The very foundations of the 616 Marvel universe will be shaken to their core next summer, as the new Sinister Six run amok, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake.

Now heroes and villains alike will tremble with dread as Dr. Bong's Sinister Six wreak vengeance on Iron Man and S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Thunderbolts, Spider-man and The Fantastic Four -- and anyone else who gets in their way. More powerful than ever, driven by a plan and determined to proclaim final victory, the Sinister Six will conquer the globe or destroy it. Some will live! Some will die! Heroes! Villains! No one will be safe! The conflict to decide the fate of the 616 Marvel universe begins here with this special double-sized issue.

It's World War Hellcow!

Who's side are you on?

Man, I am so completely behind this idea. What do I have to do to make a deadly, threatening version of Howard the Duck's rogues gallery the antagonists in Marvel's next big crossover event?

Meanwhile, in the first of many crossovers:

WWH: Frontline: While Count Macho and his street urchin army terrorize Cleveland, where is Beverly Switzler? This nine part mini-series follows Ben Urich and his side-kick, Sally Floyd's MySpace Page, as they learn the true civilian costs of World War Hellcow.

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